Random musings of a word junkie

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Oh dear gods.  I’ve just had a stunning realisation.  My preferred style of dress was informed by Sheriff Lucas Buck.  I was watching American Gothic at just the right age to want to dress like my hero at the time - and it bloody stuck.  Long sleeved shirt, waistcoat, slacks, boots, three quarter length coat…  Even the friggin’ pocket watch.  The only difference is that I prefer suspenders to belts, and of course I look much less handsome and quite a bit more busty than Gary Cole…

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Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself publicly then send this to ten of your favorite followers! (This is non negotiable) do it! - i-believe-in-melinda-may

Non-negotiable..?  Holy hells, you really do know how to make my life difficult, don’t you..?  Five things I like about myself?

1.  I’m speedily sarcastic.  It helps me end a lot of arguments; even if it’s with a grumpy sigh and a retreating back on the part of the other person.

2.  I have a… certain facility with the written word.  I don’t know if you’ve noticed this or not; I’m just putting it out there.

3.  Uh…  I know how to be quiet, and, more importantly, when.

4.  Crap.  Um.  I’m not dead yet..?  I don’t know if this is something I like about myself though.

5.  Er…  I came up with at least three things..?

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brutereason:

carpebutts:

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

Subway? No, this is Domway, where we ask you what things you like on your sandwich, what you don’t want, and what you’re thinking of trying and then help you come up with a combo that makes you happy. 

If you want to feel the pain of jalapenos burning your mouth as you eat, we will take joy in making that happen and watching you squirm and reach for youe drink over and over. If you would simply like some comfort food in the form of some tuna salad, we’ll make that happen. And if you want to be told how we’re gonna make your sandwich instead of being asked about it, you’re still free to stop us at any time, because this is still your sandwich. 

Domway: No CreepyDoms allowed. Eat fresh.

(Source: beeblejuice)

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